Every slippery politician
Holds a partisan position,
But he'll soften it with euphemism
To hide his blatant party-ism.
He'll sweet-talk voters very well
To sell stuff that he's told to sell,
And he'll strive to gain affection,
Always seeking re-election.
His wealthy owners let him know
Without their cash, he'd have to go,
So he parrots lines they taught him
And talks fast; that's why they bought him.