Friday, April 24, 2015

A solution to ageing

Do you object to getting old?
Does retiring just leave you cold?
Are you concerned about your age?
Do you think youth is all the rage?

I saw an ad the other day
To help your worries go away.
Throw pills and hair dyes in the trash;
Why not relax, and save your cash?

Avoid the plastic surgery
And other types of splurgery;
Try death instead! They guarantee;
Apply it once, and you're age-free!

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